Posts Tagged "Obama"
I came across this on Catholic Fire. It’s SO hilarious, I just had to share this with all of you!
Dear fellow employees:
As the CEO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 6 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
According to recent findings on Creative Minority Report, the radically “pro-choice” Barack Obama may have at one time been a fetus.
In a stunning development that’s left the political world shocked, accusations are surfacing from a blog called CMR that Presidential candidate Barack Obama may have at one time been a fetus.
Although Obama has consistently pushed a radical anti-fetus agenda throughout his political career, a revelation that he was actually a fetus at one time could sink his campaign among hard-core Democrats.
“The Democratic leadership does not like fetuses,” said one high ranking source in the Democratic Party. “To find out this late in the game that Barack Obama may have been a fetus is very disturbing for a lot of us.”
Some DNC officials are saying they feel “lied to.”
Read the complete report here.