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I came across this on Catholic Fire. It’s SO hilarious, I just had to share this with all of you! 
Dear fellow employees:
As the CEO of this business that employees 140 people, I have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama will be our next President and that our taxes and government fees will increase in a BIG way.
To compensate for these increases I figure that the clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I didn’t know how to choose who will have to go.
So, this is what I did. I strolled through our parking lot and found 6 Obama bumper stickers on our employees’ cars and have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I can’t think of a more fair way to approach this problem. These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.
Halloween is not a widely celebrated event in Singapore. Unlike in western countries, where Halloween is primarily a “kids event” and children of all ages dress up in different costumes and go “trick-or-treating” door-to-door, it’s really the adults that have fun on Halloween. Apparently, it’s an opportunity for fun-loving adults to get drunk and go crazy at costume parties. If I had my way, I’ll probably dress up like this:
With Halloweens coming up, I thought I’d share this post from Coffee Klatch.
Here are some strategies to confuse trick-or-treaters next week:
1. PARTY TIME
Get about 30 people to wait in your living room. When trick-or-treaters come to the door, say, “Come in.” When they do, have everyone yell, “Surprise!!!” Act like it’s a surprise party.2. TIME TO FIX IT
Get everyone who comes to the door to come in and see if they can figure out what’s wrong with your dishwasher. Insist that it makes an unnatural “whirring” sound.3. SO WHO’S PAYING FOR IT
After you give them candy, hand the trick-or-treaters a bill.4. MARINE STYLE
Insist that the trick-or-treaters each do ten push-ups before you give them any candy.5. THE WAITER:
Hand out menus to the trick-or-treaters and let them order their candy. Keep asking if anyone wants to see the entrée menu.6. THE DENTIST
Answer the door dressed as a dentist. Angrily give the trick-or-treaters a two-hour lecture on tooth decay.7. THE PILGRIM
Answer the door dressed as a pilgrim. Stare at the trick-or-treaters for a moment, pretend to be confused, and start flipping through a calendar.
This is how politicians try to tempt the weaker ones among us.
Great job by Paul Nichols at the Catholic Cartoon Blog!
Tags: Catholic, Humor, Inspirational, politics
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