A colleague of mine forwarded this to me yesterday.. it’s simply HILARIOUS!!!
New employee
You are listening to Stevie Wonder
(It’s your first day at work and all is fine and great)
After 3 months
You are listening to HOUSE music
(because you are so busy that you’re not sure if you’re coming or going)
After 6 months…
You are listening to Heavy Metal
(your days start at 0800 and end at 2000)
After 9 months…
You are listening to Hip Hop
(You become fat due to stress and now you suffer from constipation)
After a year…
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP
(Your eyes start to twitch, you forget what a ‘good hair day’ feels like as you fall out of bed and live on caffeine!!)
And finally, after a second year…
You are listening to Techno
and have gone a bit… well… crazy!
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