Father Philip Powell of Domine, da mihi hanc aquam… fame has done it again with his wit and humor. Here are some of the answers he gave to a handful of questions from readers of his blog.
1). Do dogs go to heaven?
No.
2). Can I wear a black wedding dress?
Sure. Are you marrying Satan?
3). What’s the best way to get my pastor to stop abusing the liturgy?
Slip him a $50 and tell him there’s more where that came from if he behaves.
4). Can God create a rock so big that even He can’t move it?
Yes. We call it “Nancy Pelosi.”
5). Should we try to Christianize the middle-east?
Yes. At gunpoint. Or we could just send in more Starbucks franchises with WWJD mugs.
6). Can infinity can measured?
Yes. But it will take some time.
7). Will having Masses said for Obama’s conversion have any real affect?
No. But a good butt whopping would.
8). Who’s your fav political thinker?
In order: Ann Coulter, Mao Se-Tung, and Al Franken. What can I say? I like diversity.
9). How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Is this alleged woodchucking woodchuck Italian?
10). I’m going to buy you a book. Which one on your list do you need most?
The one with the most pictures.
For more of that snarky wit and humor, do check out Domine, da mihi hanc aquam…
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