I personally feel that there aren’t any major conflicts between religion and beer, and I do enjoy an occasional glass of ice-cold beer. Still, I wouldn’t put beer at the same level as religion. Obviously, there are some people who do.

For those who love their beer more than their religion, here’s an excerpt of what post I came across on The Ironic Catholic.

Some of the Reasons Why Religion Is Better than Beer:

• Too much religion does not induce vomiting.
• There’s no chance of waking up in bed naked with an unattractive stranger after too much religion.
• Jesus is free; beer starts at $2.50 a six-pack.
• Religion has a lot fewer calories.
• Holy water doesn’t affect your sense of balance.
• How many fistfights do you see in a church?
• Religion won’t give you a hangover.
• Your spouse won’t complain that your breath stinks of religion.
• You can have as much religion as you like, and still drive home later.
• Your religion won’t shatter if you drop it on the ground.
• You can shake up your religion, and it won’t explode.
• You don’t have to get your stomach pumped for overdosing on religion.

For the rest of us, this is definitely reassurance that we’ve made the right choice. Either way, it’s still a great source of humor! 

Read the complete post here.

Tags: Humor, Inspirational